These Quotes are random just saw them all over and kept on saving them so I could publish it here.
Quote 1: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner
Quote 2: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain
Quote 3: Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller
Quote 4: A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
Quote 5: I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
Hope you liked them.
If you see a Quote and think I should post it in here just hit up the comments.
By Graham Miranda
Quote 1: A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner
Quote 2: Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain
Quote 3: Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller
Quote 4: A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
Quote 5: I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
Hope you liked them.
If you see a Quote and think I should post it in here just hit up the comments.
By Graham Miranda
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